X Factor Betting Odds: Beverley Trottman To Win?

Here's a prediction: there will never be another X Factor Disco Night ever again, judging by Simon Cowell's furious puce face as soon as he realised that not a single one of the X Factor contestants managed to be anything but cack.

In fact, the X Factor Disco Night went so badly that Simon Cowell has jacked in all of the forthcoming X Factor theme nights as a result. Saturday's proposed Motown Night has been replaced by the painfully generic Love Songs Night - which means the X Factor contestants can choose between My Love, Chains Of Love, Stoned Love, Hot Love, Puppy Love, Loop Di Love, Young Love, Wild Love, Radar Love, Silly Love, Dr Love, Modern Love, Big Love, Bad Love, Dirty Love, Love Shack or Chick-A-Boom (Don't Ya Jes Love It) and no other songs. And God knows what'll happen to the other proposed X Factor theme nights, like X Factor Narcocorrido Night or X Factor Malaysian Ronggeng Night.

But let's worry about that later, because we don't know who's going to win X Factor yet. And here are today's X Factor betting odds - for Beverley Trottman, Niki Evans and Rhydian Roberts, with help from Paddy Power

Beverley Trottman - So, Beverley Trottman's X Factor performance on Saturday was better than her X Factor performance from the previous week. That's not saying much, though, because her previous song was You're Beautiful and if she'd have just silently splashed around in a puddle of vomit for three minutes this week it would have been better. In her pre-song X Factor VT, Beverley kept banging on about the risk she was taking with her song choice - leading us to believe she was either going for a piece of whimsical folk music or Ignominious Slaughter by Torture. Actually what happened was that Beverley belted out I'm Every Woman which such startling power that we're surprised the studio ceiling didn't cave in. Although the sentiments of the song were a little off - we doubt that every woman would start sobbing "Why didn't mummy want me?" on a prime-time Saturday night TV show like Beverley has done in the past - it was easily the best performance of the night. But can Beverley Trottman win X Factor? Really? Current X factor betting odds - 8/1

Niki Evans - We feel for Niki Evans, we really do. She might have just about the best voice in this year's X Factor, but she's letting Louis Walsh turn her into the sort of alarming 1980s soft-rocker that we expect only Jeremy Clarkson really likes. And this weird audition for the soundtrack of an ironic Top Gun remake continued on Saturday's X Factor when Niki Evans sang Hot Stuff with a hairspray-assisted perm that future generations will blame entirely for the destruction of the ozone layer. It was actually pretty upsetting to watch - Niki has gone from being a mildly attractive older woman with a nice voice to the kind of ratty-looking divorcee that fills every small-town nightclub up and down the country each weekend. But, despite this, Niki Evans remains the second-favourite to win X Factor, which probably says more about the competition than anything else. Current X Factor betting odds - 9/2

Rhydian Roberts - Last week, Rhydian's X Factor performance of You Raise Me Up proved that Rhydian is much better without all the gimmicks and campery and ridiculous outfits that he'd previously been trussed up in - which is presumably why on Saturday's X Factor Dannii Minogue made Rhydian sing Go West dressed in a naval outfit with a gang of male dancers stomping around in unison behind him. The whole thing was shudderingly absurd to watch - like the gayest Nazi Youth rally ever held - and the fact that Rhydian wasn't booted out of X Factor the second he finished singing is still bewildering us a little bit. Having said that, if Rhydian's version of Go West was released as a single in eastern Europe it'd be number one forever. Also, it's a good thing that X Factor Motown Night has been scrapped - we didn't doubt for a second that Dannii would stick Rhydian in blackface and an afro for whatever he was due to sing. Current X Factor betting odds - 8/15

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