German Casting Show More Dangerous Than German Army

After witnessing the recent nervous breakdown of a 17-year-old contestant on Germany’s way too popular Deutschland Sucht den Superstar (Germany Seeks Its Superstar or DSDS or even ADSDS, ADS + DSDS, get it, ha, ha? OK, Germany’s version of American Idol), German military strategists in northern Afghanistan, clearly worried about their current no-win situation among NATO partners regarding their less than impressive role there, and desperate to prove their military prowess, have boldly proposed broadcasting the program to Taliban forces in the far, far, way down there below in that there southern part of the country.

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