Simon Cowell Says Ryan Seacrest Gazes At Shirtless Pics Of Him

I admit it, I cannot help it, I love Simon Cowell. Don't most American women? Okay, besides those that he's reduced to tears? He's just so brash and straightforward - he has the facial expressions we all might have were we in his judging chair on American Idol.

He also looks like he would smell good, for some reason.

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